Rat & Goat, Ink!

What’s up, my smart pickle?

Now THERE’S a url.

I like you.

Welcome to the Madness, and please, be careful.

Ooohh, I LIKE our 158th follower already.

Welcome to the Madness, you poor soul.

You’re one of my favorites okay

Oh, Harley. You have made a big, big mistake.

*shakes head*

Welcome to the Madness anyways.

I don’t know who you are, or what you want, or even what your fucking url means, but you can bet your butt that I’m glad you’re here.

(PS: Please do not auction off your butt because of me i would feel so bad)

Welcome to the Madness.

Howw about yES MOTHERFUCKER

I’m kidding. I love you, you were tumblr stalking me earlier and I just love you so much o k a y

Welcome to the Madness.

What the fu-

GOODNIGHT BURRITO?!?!?! I wanna say goodnight to a burrito, that sounds fucking badass as hell.

But anyway, Welcome to the Madness, dearies. Don’t touch the fucking Pop-Tarts or else I will have to punch you in the face.

FRANKIE

FRANKIE GODDAMN I LOVE YOUR FUCKING URL

Damn whitney you better gimme credit for giving you that url

I have just created a new blog called shitratsays.tumblr.com

If you guys love me

And you do

Then you will go follow my new blog.

HOWEVER

I haven’t posted anything yet

Maybe help me by sending me asks?

Also I follow back.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU FEUDAL LORDS

…I am so so sorry.

DAMN RIGHT YOU DID

(Welcome to the Madness)

Oh God, I love everything about your blog and it’s even a hipster blog, holy actual shit. Please love me.

Oh, and Welcome to the Madness, you Lovely MotherFucker, you.

That sounds like the name of a painfully new tumblr user. Either that, or a hipster blog. Either way, a follower is a follower. Follower means family. And families don’t get left behind.

Welcome to the Madness, love, and seriously, don’t touch the Pop-Tarts, those are mine.

***UPDATE***

It was actually a quality blog.