Rat & Goat, Ink!
O B E Y . S U B M I T. C O N S U M E.
FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT
seaweed
THEY HUNGER
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hOLY SHIT
THE BALD GUY I CAN’T BREATHE
pick one person to watch each time its so perfect
I laughed waayyyy too hard
I watched this so many times that I’m not sure if they’re people anymore
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Requested Hulk as Harry Potter
no but really thank you for helping my bad mood with this diamond
I died
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Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
HOLY SHIT
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
Just a friendly reminder that Hell exists.
And you can tell because of this.
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Father—
What’s so fucking funny about this was that Odin screaming at Loki wasn’t even scripted. Anthony Hopkins just made it up right there on the spot.
So Tom was probably thinking holy shit did Anthony Hopkins just HWARGH at me??
DID ANTHONY HOPKINS JUST HWARGH AT ME
ANTHONY HOPKINS JUST FUCKING HWARGHED AT ME
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life-is-trippy-get-used-to-it:
Everyone in America should know that an actual candidate for U.S. Senate said this about women who are raped.
Please share this.
what.
What the uterus can just magically tell that adequate consent wasn’t involved?
I’m sorry this angers me greatly
*facepalm* SEMEN IS SEMEN. It makes babies. Thank you 4th grade health class that most republicans apparently skipped.
People’s ignorance is really starting to get on my nerves…. Especially when they’re in out government. -_- Here are more of his illogical views about rape and abortion and stuff.
Someone help me. I couldn’t get past legitimate rape.
*kills everyone*
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THATWHAT THE FUCK IS “LEGITIMATE” RAPE SUPPOSED TO MEAN? WHAT THE HELL IS ILLEGITIMATE RAPE! TODD AKIN YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING!
He means if the rape actually occurred. He’s basically saying that just about every girl who’s been raped and gotten pregnant as a result is lying.
So basically this fucker is saying that the women who get pregnant from being raped, are in fact lying about having been raped, because if they had ACTUALLY been raped there is no way that they could have possibly gotten pregnant from it.
This man is absolutely disgusting.
There are women who lie about this, but not all are. And the thing about “Attacking the predator, and not the child.” is messed up too. It is not a child yet, it is a clump of cells. It will become a child, yes, but it cannot feel or think yet. These women did not plan for this to happen. They were not fooling around having unprotected sex for fun. They were attacked. Some of them do not want a constant reminder of this horrible thing that happened to them. Some of them cannot afford to take care of a child. Some of them will be too emotional disturbed to raise a child. They should be able to have the option to abort an unwanted pregnancy before the fetus can feel.
I am seriously about to die of anger, though. I mean, WHY
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Hey, what a cute..oh deer god!
Hey that’s a nice pun up there, but that killer deer is even more of a problem.
(Source: epic-humor)
Amber: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Rat: Why?
Amber: BECAUSE SHE WAS HIT BY A TRUCK
Rat: *mmmmrrrrraaaaahhhhhh*
tat5:
I think I just made the most offensive song ever.
HAHAHAHAHBA IM DEADTHIS IS WHAT THEY PLAY AS YOU DESCEND INTO HELL
If I don’t reblog this, I will die.
Although I’d probably die anyways. Of laughter.
(Source: drakeandjoshua, via harlequinfetus)
One of the saddest photos I’ve saved in my computer.
No fucking way.
…
oh my god
holy…
Mother of God.
oh my holy god.
oh my god :(…………
omg
oh god.
they obviously didn’t die if the picture was uploaded to the computer… but its still sad!
^ the camera with this picture on was found in the the rubble after the attack.
reblogging every time.
omfg.
omgg </3
this made me cry
oh.my.gosh! </3
Oh my god
Imagine the aftermath.
This is honestly one of the most intense photos i have seen from 9/11. So sad
This is sad to look at looking how calm he is and not knowing whats about to happenthis photo makes me feel so sick :(
fuck i bursted out into tears
Fuck. To prove this isn’t a photoshop job or anything, reblog and click the picture, then look at this picture again.
Wow
r.i.p;omg this is so sad
oh my god
OMG I’M CRYING!
:( this sadness me , oh my god </3
This is literally one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen.
And I’m Rat.
Which means I’m heartless.
Forever reblog. Just for you, man,
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Some Jerk Cuts Pizza Slice from Middle of Pizza
What mad man would do this? Is nothing sacred?
Someone figured out the entrance to our house.
DAMMIT.
WHO DID THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!
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