Rat & Goat, Ink!

Rat and Goat are not our real names, but we won’t tell you what our real names are, so you’ll just have to suffer.

We have been best friends since the 6th grade.

Rat is 15 and was born on July 23rd, the same birthday as Daniel Radcliffe. She likes bands and she sings and writes and acts (she is very good at all three, apparently). Rat has had a terrible past, and because of that terribleness, she’s a huge cynic. She’s pretty crazy, too. Like, crazier than most crazy people. You’ll see that as you go on. She’s also on here the most.

Goat is also 15 and was born on August 25th. He likes writing a WHOLE FREAKING LOT and will probably end up being an author one day. He also greatly enjoys anime/manga and regular books. He’s practically invisible when it comes to this blog. (No, seriously, he gets on and just sits there. He doesn’t like any posts or anything. Don’t feel bad, he doesn’t even love Rat, much less you.)

Both of us are insane, almost, but we’re incredibly friendly (I think) and would REALLY REALLY LOVE IT if you followed us. We’ll make your day. And if we don’t, well then too fucking bad. Yeah, I went there.

For more info, go to our FAS button. (No, not FAQ. FAS. Frequently Asked Stupidity.) And if that doesn’t help you, our Ask box is always open.

…Later, peasants.