Rat & Goat, Ink!

*dances crazily*

*ice cream is thrown*

*One Direction walks in*

*P!ATD walks in*

*Shane Morris walks in, but then Batman swoops in and smashes his face*

*strobe lights*

*disco ball*

*confetti*

*awesome dancing*

*Paramore walks in*

*We get to be best friends with every celebrity present*

*Rat stops daydreaming*

*Then she gets back to blogging*

*She’s sad because her blog is slowly turning to mush*

*Oh well*

*300th POST*

…Glad I got that out of the way.