I have decided something really important: I’m only bringing eight people with me on my Magic Schoolbus ride. Eight. Like the number of disciples in the Bible. Not your Bible. My Bible. My Bible is better because it has better magic tricks. Jesus turned water into wine - and that’s old. I turn portabellos into psilocybin, because I’m the new God of everything.
You know what there’s going to be? A long ride down the Pacific Coast Highway, with dolphins guiding our whole way. Because dolphins don’t need water when they can fly. Check out Douglas Adams - he knows.
It’s time you all came to recognize the dolphin revolution of the Glitterati Magic School bus is here.
MAGIC. SCHOOLBUS. It’s a place for learning and enlightenment, along with magic. Like Harry Potter, but without all the annoying British people. Since when are wizards all British anyway? I don’t care if J.K. Rowling thinks she is Jesus, because I am.