Satan won't know what hit him.
Rat & Goat, Ink!
Anonymous asked: A-Z. Yes, I am serious.
…*sigh* FINE.
Damn you, Justin. (For I know who you are!!!)
A: Are you a virgin?
Rat is technically a virgin. And Goat is definitely a virgin. I mean, look at him.
Goat- I resent that
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
Rat-
- Morons
- Idiots
- People who bother me
Goat-
- Bad Grammar
- Bad Spelling
- People who walk into my room and don’t close the door
C: Celebrity crush?
Rat’s is Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross, and Tom Hiddleston. Goat’s is Tom Hiddleston. Hands down.
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
Rat- Ryan Ross leaving Panic! at the Disco
Goat- Sister’s birth.
E: Do you smoke?
Nope.
F: Do you drink?
Nope.
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
Rat- Eleventy twelve.
Goat- 42324353.
H: Longest relationship and with who?
Rat’s was with a Canadian (who shall remain nameless), and that lasted for almost two years. Goat’s longest relationship is named Hand. They’ve been together for 14, almost 15, years now.
Goat- I’ve always been single. I’m quite a lonely person.
I: 5 turn ons
Haha, not telling you that one.
J: 5 turn offs
- Idiots
- Idiots
- Idiots
- Idiots
- Idiots
K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?
Rat- Look under the tag “This is Rats life story” for that one.
Goat- I told a friend that I ‘seriously enjoyed’ reading her fanfiction
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
Why wouldn’t we?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
Straight as a rail.
Although sometimes we wonder about Goat.
Goat- I’m sort of forced into a closet so that Rat can try to pull me out of it.
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
That, sir, is classified.
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
Tom Hiddleston.
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Rat- Goat
Goat- Rat
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
Fanfiction. For both of us.
R: Who was your first kiss?
The Canadian for Rat. Goat’s first kiss was technically me. I kissed him on the cheek once. I dunno, I was bored.
S: Do looks matter to you?
Not for Rat, but they do for Goat.
Goat- Please stop making me seem shallow…
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Why the hell would I tell you that?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
DAMMIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??
V: How far have you gone?
Once, Goat and I took a trip to Narnia. Is that far enough?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
It depends on the person, for both of us. But for Rat, it also depends on her mood that day.
Goat: I don’t really know… I like it when I get a haircut and the back of my head feels fuzzy. Does that count?
X: Are you circumcised?
But neither of us have a penis. *snicker*
Goat- I hate you so much.
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Yes. For example, Goat’s leg has been dubbed Geraldo.
Goat- It’s a very private area.
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
Goat- … No.
Feel free to ask something else!
