“Hi, I love your blog!”
Thanks, we really appreciate it! However, if you’re not following us, and you say this, then you deserve punishment. Punishment, as Rat sees fit, and if you know Rat, that is not always fun.
“Do you follow back?”
Yes. There’s only one blog that follows us that we don’t follow back, but that is only because we know him in real life and I hate him. Also, there was some really NSFW stuff up. Sorry, but Rat doesn’t feel like seeing naked women on her dashboard. Gives her bad memories, you know.
“Rat, you’re a jerk. I like Goat better.”
This has yet to be asked, but we know one day it will be asked. The answer to that is: This happens often. And, quite frankly, Rat likes being a jerk, so SHUT UP.
“You guys are awesome. Let’s be friends!”
Okay! It’s not everyday that either of us makes any friends at all, so that works fine!
“Wait, so two people run this blog?”
Yes. Either that, or one very, very bipolar person. I guess you’ll never know.
“[Any hate at all]”
Any mean comments will probably be handled with sarcasm or violent comebacks. Depends on what kind of mood the person you asked is in. If you tell Rat that she is stupid or insensitive or ugly or whatever, then she could go, “Awwh, thanks! I’ve heard better hate. :)”. Or she could go, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it. I could beat you up. I could shove a pole up your ass. I could poison you with bleach. You have NO IDEA.” It all depends.
“Who’s your best friend?”
Well, Rat’s best friend is Goat and another girl, but you guys don’t know her. And I’m not telling you about her. Goat’s best friend is Rat, along with said un-named girl. So there you go.
“Are you guys? Or girls?”
Well, Rat’s a girl, and Goat’s a guy, but it should seriously be the other way around. Rat HATES being a girl, and Goat doesn’t really act like a guy.
“OMG What happened to Rat? [Or, really, anything related to the subject]”
*Since we never get asked anything, this is all we could come up with. This might change! Anyways, any other question, don’t be afraid to ask! No, seriously.*